Nouveaux noms
The following is an excerpt from a children’s book, “Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants”, by Dav Pilkey: The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names ....
| Use the first letter of your first name to determine your NEW firstname: (utilise la premiere lettre de ton prénom pour déterminer ton nouveau prénom) | |
| a = stinky b = lumpy c = buttercup d = gidget e = crusty f = greasy g = fluffy h = cheeseball i = chim-chim j = poopsie k = flunky l = booger | m = pinky n = zippy |
| Use the first letter of your last name to determine the first half of your NEW last name: (utilise la premiere lettre de ton nom pour déterminer la premiere moitié de ton nouveau nom) | |
| a = diaper b = toilet c = giggle d = bubble e = girdle f = barf g = lizard h = waffle i = cootie j = monkey k = potty l = liver m = banana | n = rhino o = burger p = hamster q = toad r = gizzard s = pizza t = gerbil u = chicken v = pickle w = chuckle x = tofu y = gorilla z = stinker |
| Use the last letter of your last name to determine the second half of your NEW last name: (utilise la dernière lettre de tno nom pour determiner la seconde moitié de ton nom) | |
| a = head b = mouth c = face d = nose e = tush f = breath g = pants h = shorts i = lips j = honker k = butt l = brain m = tushie | n = chunks o = hiney p = biscuits q = toes r = buns s = fanny t = sniffer u = sprinkles v = kisser w = squirt x = humperdinck y = brains z = juice |
Quel est ton nouveau nom?
Je m'appelle désormais: Buttercup Hamsterfanny!